Here are a few examples (yes, really) from today:
You Know You're Raising a Jewish Kid When ...
Tirzah was sitting at the table coloring (this girl is as into art as I was at her age, which makes me so proud) and held up two markers.
"Which blue should I use Mommy?"
Me, knowing that she's still figuring out her left and right, pointed to the one in her right hand.
"The one in my Shema hand?"
Yes, my 5-year-old daughter referred to her right hand as the Shema hand instead of saying "this one" or "the one in my right hand?" (Note: The Shema is a special prayer that pops up throughout the daily prayers and at bedtime.) I'm schepping nachas over here. (Or, if you like my autocorrect, "scheming nachos.")
You Know You're Raising a Jewish Kid When ...
I took Zusha to get his flu shot this morning. The other two got their shots a few weeks ago, and it was an utter disaster. Luckily, Zusha was chill, didn't wiggle, make a peep, cry ... nothing. It was amazing. But because I'd bribed the other two with a Target gift card, I had to deliver with Zusha, too. (Had I known he wasn't going to freak out, I wouldn't have even brought the bribe!)
So we headed to Target and he picked out his Paw Patrol toy. We went to self-check out (obviously) and while I was ringing us out, a nice man checking out behind us asked if Zusha had a piggy bank. I answered that he did, and the man handed him about five little coins amounting to something like 36 cents. We hopped in the car and were driving home when ...
"Mommy, I want to open them!"
"Open what?"
"These! I want to open these!"
"Mommy's driving Zush, what are you holding?"
"The coins Mommy!"
"Sweetie, those aren't chocolate."
Yes, Zusha, my little 3.5-year-old thought they were gelt, those foil-wrapped coins you get at Chanukah. He was legitimately disappointed that they weren't. But, we see so few coins and paper money these days, that he thought they had to be Chanukah gelt. Ah! I was giggling the rest of the way home.
Do you have a "You know you'er raising a Jewish kid when ..." story? Share in the comments!