Because the Internet Doesn't Know from Adam ...

Monday, May 7, 2012

I just got this in my inbox, and, seriously, too funny for words.

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4 Responses to “Because the Internet Doesn't Know from Adam ...”

ChavivaMay 7, 2012 at 6:25 AM
wow, eeeew.
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ChavivaMay 8, 2012 at 12:18 AM
That'd gross me out even if i weren't Jewish.... YUK!
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ChavivaMay 9, 2012 at 6:32 PM
I just realized I was in your shul a few weeks ago for a bat mitzvah! :-)
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ChavivaMay 10, 2012 at 1:46 AM
It's Friday. Man walks into bakery department at King Soopers and asks where the challah is. After explaining what challah is, employee goes off to find bakery manager and returns a moment later. "Sorry, but we only carry that on holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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On Jews

He has made a marvellous fight in this world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished.

The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?

-- Concerning The Jews, Harper's Magazine, March 1898