The Secret Jew
Ira Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue on Yom Kippur and, as always, the rabbi was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed.
The rabbi grabbed Ira by the hand and pulled him aside.
The rabbi lunged these words at him, "You need to join the Army of G-d!"
Ira replied, "I'm already in the Army of G-d, Rabbi."
Rabbi questioned, "How come I don't see you in Synagogue except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
The article, by the way, can be found here: When Your Passion Dies.