I have to share this, as a completely random post. We were at a mall in Columbia, SC, with the most amazing and glorious bathroom I've ever seen. The carpet, however, was moderately stained, so the management put up the following sign, which some kind soul (it wasn't me, alas) edited up the sign. Grammarians, unite!
The "it's" is corrected to "its," and "here." also is crossed out. Oy!
He has made a marvellous fight in this world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished.
The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?